Let me first off say I actually am a very bright guy; I just have a habit of being involved in doing incredibly dumb things. As a strait male in my 20’s I think most men can relate to this. It all started my freshman year of high school; I was trying to impress some girls. (who does that) I was never popular, I wasn’t a loser either, I was just one of the people that people seemed to glance over at first.
I wanted this to change. So I slowly came out of my shell and into my own. It all started when at lunch there was a mt.dew vending machine. I had a sever caffeine addiction and I decide lets just see how many mt.dew’s I can drink in an hour. Suddenly I was the center of attention, people were buying me mt.dew just to see how many I could with stand. I was the center of attention, I was happy. 27 later, I was hating my life, sitting in the bathroom. I was no longer happy. This is what I call the start of the craziest times of my life. All because I was curious and wanted attention, I now found away to do it. My God Father told me, I quote. ” you are only young so long, but you can be immature forever”. I plan on proving him right.
