February 2010
6 posts
MY REACTIONS TO KATIE HOLMES' "SINGING":
srsly:
I CAN’T EVEN FIND THE WORDS TO DESCRIBE MY RAGE AT THIS LUBELESS ASS-FUCKING RIGHT NOW
For Andrea
Andrea is one of my best friends in the entire world. We have gone through the good and the bad with each other. She put up with me and my shenanigans more than any person I know. In many ways she was a moral compass for me in my wilder years. She has since moved far, far away to attend seminary school. Andrea recently married, and by most accords is doing very well. I am happy for her. by...
New York, New York
I have spent a good part of my life living in the great city of New York. I will always have an indescribable love for this place, which is odd because generally looking back it was by far the hardest years of my life. Absolutely nothing went the way I had envisioned it. I will say I feel like I can accomplish/ do anything now. I highly recommend every person lives there at some point in their...
Thursday night
Thursday night I went out with my old roommate, and close friend DnD. I don’t remember the evening but I did wake up with these various things in my pocket. If it is your’se I am more than happy to return them. Also if you know what happened I would love to know.
6 dollars in singles, Floss, Poker chips, a bottle opener, 2 phone numbers and what appears to be a zip code, a napkin,...
January 2010
4 posts
Fight Club/ bush hurdels.
What happens in fight club, never stays in fight club.
My freshman year of college Salsa and I were hanging out and bonding. We had just recently become well aquatinted friends. For a little back history the first time I met this kid he was rocking a razor scooter, a red hat that read dork, a red t-shirt stating may gusta salsa, and plaid pants. This is why he will always be salsa. (side note,...
I'm on a Boat
In college, I had a very close friend named “salsa”. He was my partner in crime for a few years. He since has matured and gotten married to a very nice women. This is one of are wilder stories. Regardless, at the ripe old age of 19, Salsa and I decided to get a bottle of UV Red Vodka and mix it with code red mountain dew. Before you go out and do this, let me save you the trouble...
The Start
Let me first off say I actually am a very bright guy; I just have a habit of being involved in doing incredibly dumb things. As a strait male in my 20’s I think most men can relate to this. It all started my freshman year of high school; I was trying to impress some girls. (who does that) I was never popular, I wasn’t a loser either, I was just one of the people that people seemed to glance...